Some quick notes at halftime of the Hoosier/Hawkeye game
When does doing a flip into the end zone mean you are being an ass? Is ti when you jump or when you land? If it is when you jump than that was not a dead ball penalty and should not have been a TD. But what a stupid rule anyway. Man up and take your well deserved taunting. Or maybe do something to shut them up.
Some requests for the second half.
- No flea flickers.
- No shovel passes.
- No bubble screens.
- No passes.
Just run the damn ball down their throat. Every time we do, we end up gaining 4 to 15 yards. I’m happy with that. Every time we don’t run the ball, bad things happen.
I don’t care how many defenders are in the box. Put in 2 tight ends and a full back and keep running right behind the tackle and guard.
And can we please switch to the 10 guys on Hardy defense that I recommended last night? Or at least get him to agree to send 10% of his NFL paychecks to the Iowa booster club since we will go a long way toward boosting his draft position?
Also, can we please get the ball to start the second half someday?
Can we please just fair catch every punt the rest of the game…and maybe the season?
And Christensen. With seconds to go and the clock running and everybody covered…just throw the ball away so you can have as many attempts as possible before the half.
But, nice odd play on the Hail Mary.
But, when did spiking the ball make them throw the “You’re an ass” penalty?