Iowa Hawkeyes Do Not Suck

by talkhawkeye on September 21, 2007

I was planning on writing a post about how the odds didn’t look good for the Hawkeyes against the Badgers tomorrow.

But then some guy from Sheboygan, Wisconsin decided to do a Google search for Iowa Hawkeyes Suck.

Then I realized that Wisconsin has struggled during their games against average at best teams.  They have not looked nearly as impressive as their early rankings and press coverage would indicate.  Now the Badger faithful are running around the internet desperately looking for confirmation that the Iowa is bad enough for Wisconsin to beat.

They are scared of the Hawkeyes coming to town.  They remember that they couldn’t even manage to beat Chandler when he led the Hawkeyes to victory at Camp Randall.  They know that the Hawkeyes do not give up rushing yards or any sort of touchdown.

A few years back, I watched a cold game at Camp Randall.  It might have been that Chandler game.  I got the souvenir mug of hot cocoa.  The mug is still hanging around in our Rubbermaid cabinet.  The other day my daughter told me that I should use the mug with Herky’s friend on it.

Folks.  Buckeye the Badger is no friend of Herky’s.  Beware all you Badger fans seeking confirmation that Iowa might be bad enough for the Badger’s to beat.  You might want to watch the game on your TV.  Or just read about it in the paper on Sunday.

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Bill October 6, 2007 at 10:10 pm

Put the back up quarter back in. He can probaly throw the ball better than Jake. Jake you suck!!!

talkhawkeye October 7, 2007 at 7:33 am

I’ve kind of given up on the offense at this point. They might as well use the rest of the games to open up the playbook and start getting ready for next year. I don’t think Jake is entirely to blame. There are a lot of problem spots on that offense. The first people I would blame are Douglas and Bowman. How many catches do they have this year?

Tim September 28, 2008 at 6:45 pm

I’m not a Hawkeye or Cyclone fan. In fact I’m not much of a football fan anymore, but I was laughing so hard after the Hawkeyes blew oportunity after oportunity Saturday 9/27 to Northwestern for homecoming. It was ridiculous. At least they sat Jake down and brought in the other guy. It looks like Coach Ferenz should of left a couple years ago when he was on top. By the way I was just searching the web for some blogs on the Hawkeys to see what the die hard Iowa fans were coming up for excuses this time.

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